This is our national anthem.
Let’s raise a flag to the rainy days and people complaining about it. bitch its raining. anybody who’s taken a basic science class understands that we need water to survive. be motherfucking thankful.
Raise a flag to the abercrombie and fitch bitches, and the assholes with yoga pants walking around like i owe them a piece of my interest.
Raise a flag to corporations a to z. any CEO who makes money off of someone else’s unfortunate circumstances should be considering suicide. u fucking asshole.
Raise a flag to the “lifestyle fatties” who pretend to give a fuck about weight while spending 60% of the earth’s revolution at the fucking gym drowning yourself in a sea of diet coke and slim fasts and complaining about how u only managed to lose so many pounds first week then nothing. back to fucking zero.
Raise a flag to Mcdonald’s managers for putting a phone call on warp speed for potential employees looking to find for a job that won’t be able to pay for a damn phone call in the future. i’ll fucking call just to hang up on your impatient ass.
Raise a flag to the chick-fil-a customers who decide to order for the sake of convenience and want “their damn chicken”. The fucking meat packing industry is a disease of humanity in its own right and all u want is a meal. Slaugter for a mere five minutes of your time.
Raise a flag to FM radio for not changing your fucking format since well radio’s been invented. the music’s fucking awful.
Raise a flag to pornography for starting with the ass and working your way around. it’s not sexy. it just leaves me confused.
Raise a flag to #selfies.
Raise a flag to the kids of the fucking broken horse of an education system.
Raise a flag for politically enriched die-hards….”democrat” /’ “republican”. Oh now i see the light and call myself “independent”.
Raise a flag to the soccer mom who can’t even fucking maneuver her 7-seat wide load on the damn highway as her kids watch some mediocre fox pictures flick and think the biebs or katy perry is something we can call an idol.
Raise a flag to the telemarketers for thinking we give a fuck.
Raise a flag to the bitches with iphones and still shop at walmart because that’s your only entry to consumerism and bitch about how you can’t pay your damn rent.
Raise a flag to the assholes who buy beats and think they carry swag on their shallow shoulders.
Raise a flag to the people who look at people who dress different or talk different because they don’t wear designer clothes and smother themselves in lies on the lips, cheeks, etc.
Raise a flag to the people who turn their stereos up with the windows down in a small ass car expecting to turn heads. it’s not about the bass.
Raise a flag 90% of best buy employees who think they know tech and can be easily replaced.
Raise a flag to the “mac vs. pc” a-holes. Every fucking computer is the same. If it doesn’t work, the problem is you, not the fucking device.
Raise a flag to the obese people for complaining about fucking back pain.
Raise a flag to the asshole who tries to save at walgreens.
Red, white, we live just to die. Go onto work just to get by. Let’s romance our future love, our future paycheck. Let’s dial 1-800 our prior bullshit. Our aroggance, and pathetic attempt at a life we will never earn. Let’s romance the day we live just to live. Though, that day will never respond.
This is our national anthem.